Friday, March 24, 2006

Today I saw...


old people on a yellow school bus
i felt sorry for them

imagine being old and regressing
riding one of those stinky busses
modes of transportation used during
childhood

no control over where you go
being led

I can't wait till I'm
and old man

I'm gonna drive around in a muscle car
with my 24 year old girlfriend

Monday, March 20, 2006

I was...


gonna write an awesome post that reports another
encounter with a great folding table!

...but I'm no longer in the mood.

I'll make it up to my non-existent reader base by
posting instead another comedy sound clip.

this is an audio post - click to play

Sunday, March 19, 2006

reaction

this is an audio post - click to play

Its obvious now

its over

the american dream has been realized
by wealthy europeans more so than
most americans

something went terribly wrong
but I guess its not my problem

finally a finish

Friday, March 17, 2006

strut your stuff..over there

this is an audio post - click to play



never was really safe

except for the time

but it doesn't matter anymore
anyways

stay over there

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

the end of tragedy/fantasy

this is an audio post - click to play

booga booga!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

can you temple it?

this is an audio post - click to play

March is gonna be fucked up.
I know.
Archives of late?

Bells of showers
my mind is completely contorted

these people dont know what they're doing
they don't know why they are doing


Its all false
except for the pretension.
that part's real
for real

Thursday, March 09, 2006

puzzled but not quite

this is an audio post - click to play

everything was like
"look at me!"

thats right, every single thing
the money was shoved in pockets
blood
carry over to me
an idea?
not quite



loss of words
confusion enhanced with
lack of desire

frozen

check your coat please.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

rattlesnake fever, pitch black heaven, and coca-cola

this is an audio post - click to play

The blank eyed professionals
dimwitted as ever
preching sunday school thoughts of
past endeavors

as if they could relive their stupid
past
go home
go where?

Someplace I like to go
very far away
but worth it
these people don't exist there

avocado
el dorado
females

Saturday, March 04, 2006

nothing, nothing



now that i have your attention
i have to tell you

all those little brain bubbles
exploding in your head right now
I'm responsible for that
don't forget it
oops!

take your time

this is an audio post - click to play


trying to be friendly
now

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Your mind belongs to me.





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