the anatomy and functionality of a folding table.

(or else your eyes are shining like an idiot)




A brief instructional on the inner workings of folding tables.






Step 1: If you flip the table over, you can see various metal moving parts that will be used to successfully fold the table. (Usually a loud bang! occurs during the flipping over of the table)






Step 2: On each set of legs you will find a metal sliding tab.
Push the tab inwards.




Step3: There is joint that you must push on to begin the folding.

Step 4: Once you have started to fold by applying pressure to the joint, you can finish collapsing by grabbing one of the legs and pulling it towards the table.


Are you having bored yet!??!










Step 5: Repeat steps 2 & 3 on the second set of legs.





Step 6: Once you have both sets of legs folded underneath the table, the table is ready for storage until your next yard sale, lemonade business venture, political activism conquest, wrestling match, or other related event.




As you can see the convenience of owning a folding table is almost unmatched by its beauty and quality.

The spoils of life are too hard to come by without your own folding table.

I've never owned one myself, but its been a dream of mine since yesterday.

Take two and pass.

What?

Oh..nothing.