experimental holiday season
last january or february percival & I invented an alternative to christmas.
no. its not festivus. no connection to jerry sienfuct whatsoever!
Its way better, more inventive, and there is no racists involved. I present to you
a new holiday to replace christmas!
SAMTSIRHC!
for pronounciation this might help:
SAMT!
SIR!
RHC!
YRREM SAMTSIRHC!
This holiday is gonna rock, but not jingle bells!
It involves Un-presents & not-gifts.
Dunken twister!
a samtsirhc tree!
a samtsirhc table!
anti-capitalist christmas carols!
post-samtsirc: a full day of rest & recovery!
and the best part is you can include all your friends!
no matter if they are Jewish, Muslim, agnostic, athiest, or just plain old christmas haters!
Even those Loyal to Christmas can join in for the fun!
Why?
Because Samtsirhc takes place on Christmas Eve.
Christmas day is reserved for Post Samtsirhc!
Where you dedicate the day to nothing!
thats right- absoulutely nothing!
unless, of course, you want to do something, which you can if you want because the day is reserved for nothing which makes it easier to do something!
More details to come and perhaps some images as well!
If you have any questions about this mysterious new holiday, leave me a comment!
no. its not festivus. no connection to jerry sienfuct whatsoever!
Its way better, more inventive, and there is no racists involved. I present to you
a new holiday to replace christmas!
SAMTSIRHC!
for pronounciation this might help:
SAMT!
SIR!
RHC!
YRREM SAMTSIRHC!
This holiday is gonna rock, but not jingle bells!
It involves Un-presents & not-gifts.
Dunken twister!
a samtsirhc tree!
a samtsirhc table!
anti-capitalist christmas carols!
post-samtsirc: a full day of rest & recovery!
and the best part is you can include all your friends!
no matter if they are Jewish, Muslim, agnostic, athiest, or just plain old christmas haters!
Even those Loyal to Christmas can join in for the fun!
Why?
Because Samtsirhc takes place on Christmas Eve.
Christmas day is reserved for Post Samtsirhc!
Where you dedicate the day to nothing!
thats right- absoulutely nothing!
unless, of course, you want to do something, which you can if you want because the day is reserved for nothing which makes it easier to do something!
More details to come and perhaps some images as well!
If you have any questions about this mysterious new holiday, leave me a comment!
posted by Chris Herbeck at 5:32 PM
3 Comments:
I was with you until you said 'no racists.'
I think it takes a racist to know a racist.
1. You are nuts.
2. next time I see you will you sing me an example of an anti-capitalist christmas carol?
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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