i walk really fast
look! i'm walking faster than anyone else on the street!
when i have to be somewhere i get there in half the time it takes all these other people.
if you are in front of me and i'm walking through, you better watch out. i walk fucking fast dude.
if i come up on you i might have to either side step you and maneuver around you in a real quick like manner OR i will walk up and politely say
"excuse me!" and when you move out of my way i'll whiz by you in my awesome, fast- walking style.
posted by Chris Herbeck at 11:58 AM
7 Comments:
i walk faster than you.
I can't tell you how many old ladies I've had to shove out of the way in the grocery store. I'm like the fast-walking-grocery-shopping QUEEN, baby.
I won't pay more than $3.25 for my chicken and lamb.
when someone like me looks over her shoulder to make sure you aren't a mugger/bag snatcher please smile! (this has happened to me. I don't carry bags anymore but I am always on the lookout for muggers)
You just walk fast because you are in a hurry to pee in the hallway.
i walk fast so I won't HAVE to pee in the hallway.
-aL
Awe...c'mon! Are you really walking tho...Or are you on a Back to the Future 2 type HOVERBOARD!? Hmmm I'm leaning towards the latter....
;)
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