Tuesday, February 07, 2006

"...because they don't have any feelings." -k. cobain


What are they thinking?
Imbred fish for sushi and sashimi.
For what, redneck yuppifucks?

This is what really gets me, "Scientists have tricked male fish cells that were destined to become sperm into switching sex and becoming eggs instead."

They trick the male fish eggs? How?

Male fish egg: "I don't know...sounds kinda weird to me.."

Scientist:"Ah cmon! All you have to do is wear this dress. I promise you won't be called gay, but you might get pregnant!

Male fish egg: "I don't have to wear make-up, do I?"

Scientist: "Not if you don't want to!"

Male fish egg: "Oh...ok.."

I gotta scientific oddity for ya..

ding dong the wretched sweet kanga-rat!

Up for adoption, he needs a good home.

Contact Kurt Cobain for more information.

6 Comments:

Blogger Laurie Ruettimann said...

I'll foster that fish if it can't find a good home.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Herself said...

i will eat it

5:19 PM  
Blogger Chris Herbeck said...

The fish has a good home.
The kanga rat got chewed up by a dog yesterday.
He was rushed to a nearby vet, his condition is stable.
Theankleguard must be hungry.

5:28 PM  
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