took a jab

Yesterday I read my horoscope in the New York Press and it struck me
as an odd coincidence.

It read:

"Here's to your glamour and flair, Libra. Whatever you do, from the noble to the ignoble, you do with style. This is why you end up manifesting a world more superficial than substancial; the people around you are so dazzled by your methods that they don't notice the (lack of) content beneath. Although they may not care, I know you do. If you haven't exactly been living up to your own private standards, this week is a good time to remedy that. Most of those around you may not be any more or less impressed when your actions and intentions shift from selfish to altruistic, but I guarantee, it'll make a difference to you. And your shine? That can only get brighter as you feel better."

Ouch!
Lucky for me I think horoscopes are full of crap.
I think the person that wrote this might almost be as good a bullshitter as I am!
..and that last line, I'm not sure I get it.

Beside reading dumb ass horoscopes I also amuse myself by finding weird shit on the internet such as this.