Monday, April 30, 2007

Jelly Fucking Donut, Kinky Fucking Sex, and Sandy "Big Titties" Kane!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

walking speed limit

if there was a speed limit for walking i would get a ticket for speeding.

and if I didn't get a ticket I would get a warning and they would tell me to slow down.

i walk really fucking fast.


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

gonna give you something so you know whats on my mind

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Are you sad...

that Sol LeWitt died?

Friday, April 06, 2007

i walk really fast

look! i'm walking faster than anyone else on the street!
when i have to be somewhere i get there in half the time it takes all these other people.

if you are in front of me and i'm walking through, you better watch out. i walk fucking fast dude.

if i come up on you i might have to either side step you and maneuver around you in a real quick like manner OR i will walk up and politely say
"excuse me!" and when you move out of my way i'll whiz by you in my awesome, fast- walking style.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

old man cool

the representatives of four states equaled five non-combatant issues coupled with sales dryers and paper towel conflicts.

i suppose your category nine fisticuffs situation will not be resolved through toothpick olympics and other sports to varying degrees.

penalty intrusions were foreseen in the implicated truths of divine individuals whose purposeful inclinations were sought after for their nutritional value.