Friday, February 24, 2006

black lacquer, devo, and life in a fishtank

this is an audio post - click to play

don't be freaked out, its an water filtration sytem, not somebody urinating.
I'm gonna go off on some hallucinogenic surrealist bullshit now...
so please...don't mind me.

controlled by static fluids of untapped resources
they float

according to unfullfilled 80s bands
pissed off arrogants flaunt their cash
until its all gone.

billed once too many times the fish cut off their own

i knew a girl that was obsessed with fish heads
she drew them and made charts
i thought she was pretty cool but
she assumed I was hitting on her
i don't know maybe i was
even though she was a square

simple oce before
but forgotten and stolen
celebrating interconnectivity
was too long ago a pasttime
shoot, shoot, gone

was does that mean mr. b?

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

This is...

this is an audio post - click to play

... Hoyt-Schermerhorn, transfer available for the g-train, next stop is
Lafayette. Stand clear for closing doors.

Subway blog #1

sound of movement

Long Island City
Queens New York
9:58 am
36th Street

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Dinner can be so annoying.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Intro to sound.

this is an audio post - click to play

This could be something new. All I have to do is make a phone call. I can blog about nasty cold winterness in the nasty cold winterness. I can blog about the subway in the subway. I can have cameo appearances from unaware cashiers of local bodegas. This is gonna be fun!

best to stay underground...

..and I'm not just saying that because of the fucked up weather in NYC.
That goes for all musicians who wish to maintain any sort of integrity.

After my Valentine's date I found a painting of flowers next to a pile of trash.

The grafitti says, "Marcy 4 life" and "Marcy is The Best Hood in Brooklyn"

Maybe if by "Best" they really mean "Fucking scary! You don't wanna be there late at night by yourself with out a firearm or a policeman handy." then thats a pretty accurate statement.

Curious looks?

well...I'm used to it.

Besides, its better than being ignored.

But maybe not, can never decide those sort of things...

Sometimes its just best to be left alone.

I added two new bands to the too fucking good for grammys list.
Kudu and Surgery.


and don't forget Eighty-six.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

All about the love...

For Valentines Day I'm gonna compile an abbreviated list of things I love:

Thing #1

strange peices of glassware that make the world look all geometric and patterny
when you put them in front of your eye.

I made a video installation based on a glass paperweight that broke but I kept the footage anyways.

Thing #2

Containers within containers. An interesting concept that usually appears when collections of garbage or recyclable items are being saved for future use or disposal.

Coca-cola is good for the environment?

Thing #3

Baked goods.

As you can see the chocolate cake depicted in this here picture did not last long enough to get photographed.

and thats what happens!

Ok, now I'm gonna go try to find me a date for this evening before she finds someone else to go out with...

Friday, February 10, 2006

Rocking out with violins and shit!

I saw She Keeps Bees last night and she has the voice of an angel and she's always mubling things like, "What the fuck is goin on?" between her songs, and its always such a fucking freaking awesome delight to hear/see her play.

...then me and Ms. Jones invented a new holiday!


***more details about this un-magical holiday that involves not-gifts, un-presents, and twister will be sure to come***

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Winter chill

If you are on the Grammys, you automatically suck!
If you watch the Grammys, that automatically means you're gay!
Fuck the Grammys, there is no good music on that shit.
I'm gonna start adding good bands to my sidebar peice of shit thing.

Cold weather makes me grumpy...

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

"...because they don't have any feelings." -k. cobain

What are they thinking?
Imbred fish for sushi and sashimi.
For what, redneck yuppifucks?

This is what really gets me, "Scientists have tricked male fish cells that were destined to become sperm into switching sex and becoming eggs instead."

They trick the male fish eggs? How?

Male fish egg: "I don't know...sounds kinda weird to me.."

Scientist:"Ah cmon! All you have to do is wear this dress. I promise you won't be called gay, but you might get pregnant!

Male fish egg: "I don't have to wear make-up, do I?"

Scientist: "Not if you don't want to!"

Male fish egg: "Oh...ok.."

I gotta scientific oddity for ya..

ding dong the wretched sweet kanga-rat!

Up for adoption, he needs a good home.

Contact Kurt Cobain for more information.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Year of the Roog!

Last night I had dreams about derailed subway cars and unusual shopping habits.

Before I fell asleep I wrote a list of all my problems.

This morning I thought of a great idea for a drawing.

I have to get some work done today.